Chips, Cabinets, and Tactics

Has our Prime Minisiter forgotten that she is... well... our Prime Minister?

Here is an excerpt of the stirring article by the former Prime Minister Barnaby Simmons, due to be published in the coming issue of the TGN.

Rosemary Williams

"...On the day of her election the Prime Minister purchased chips for the constituents. Although popular at the time, was this a sign of things to come? For since this act what has she done? How many of the TGN have been published?* How many parliament meeting have been held? In fact how many members of the Cabinet have there been appointed? Of all the above the answer is; none! What can we derive from these facts? That Rosemary Williams is disorganised, incapable, and unready for this task? Or that she is simply biding her time before launching a huge set of new policies and positions, and has needed the last three months to prepare?..."

Riveting and mind-blowing, this is just a taster of the things to come... in our first edition of 2012, apart from its brand new look, you'll also find political explosions, imaginative stories, and social updates.
Aside from that, what reaction will its charged and searching headline bring?
Watch this space!

*please note, the Editor of the TGN takes all blame for this omission.