Ahem...

*Coughs*
Pause.
*Coughs again*
Takes a deep breath...

Hello everyone... No no no, wait, just let me explain!

Yes, I know.

You have the right to complain.

TGN hasn't been seen for months.

TGP collapsing fast.

PM gone bust.

Editor could be dust

For all the poor consituents know...

But have no fear!

We are still here!

It's just

Life is mad

Time-wise that is

But to convince you that we still exist...

We bring you a poem*

For you to read

And make you feel better

As you while away the wait

For the next newsletter...


*see next post. This is not the actual poem!